Episode 114

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4th Jun 2025

The Worst Steven Seagal One-Liners Ever

The one-liners that BROKE the tough-guy illusion.

We’re counting down Steven Seagal’s worst lines—awkward, flat, unintentionally hilarious:


🥋 Hard to Kill’s “blood bank”


🥋 Under Siege 2’s “Nobody beats me in the kitchen”


🥋 Belly of the Beast’s “Your chi is weak”


🥋 Ticker’s “Even a cook can change the recipe”

…and so many more cringe classics.


So bad, fans still quote them—just not the way Seagal intended.


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